"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?" Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." In the year 2009, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.īuild another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a ballerina!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said: "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said: "Give the ballerina another drink!" She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked: "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed: "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. ![]() She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked: "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" and I'm going to put in a paver patio along the house next to the deck I built.A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. I have to install some edges around my trees and along the walls (i have about 5' on all sides next to the grass to become planters. I transplanted it to the side of the house in the winter and it survived and is kicking ass! This grew from a seed on accident next to my citrus trees last year. ![]() The same pepper tree as in the front yard. I have this cool pepper tree (can't remember the exact name) in my front yard, it has to be at least 30 years old. It has grown about 2-3' so far this spring/summer and is about 20' tall now. I planted this ash tree near my house, I can't wait until it grows more and gives me some good shade. I'll prune and shape the elms in the winter: it's amazing how fast everything has grown. The ficus trees were barely as tall as the wall last year and were much more spread out. The elm trees are probably 15'-20' tall now and have almost doubled their size already. To the right of this picture is my gate and two citrus trees (tangelo and lemon). ![]() I have two elm trees (Chinese elm? Arizona elm?) and a row of column ficus beginning to make a sweet hedge/screenwall from the alley and stuff behind. (sorry all the pictures are crappy it was getting dark) They were planted just over a year ago in late May, 2008. I put in a block wall and then had Whitfill plant my trees. I took everything out by hand and installed drip systems and sprinkler systems and put in grass. A mixture of overgrowning bermuda, cinder block sectioning with plants planted in the block holes, bathtubs sunk into the ground being used as a pond, and crappy bushes overrun by bermuda. this is how the backyard was when I bought my house. here are some trees around my yard that I've planted.
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